Joke of the Day!

February 13, 2017

About 200 dead crows were found and there was concern for Avian Flu.
They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief. However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were killed by cars. They then hired a Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill. The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order. When crows eat road kill, they always post a "look-out Crow" in a nearby tree, to warn of impending danger.

 

His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck."




August 16, 2016

I can't see an end.

I have no control and I don't think there's any escape - I don't even have a home anymore.

Definitely time for a new keyboard.


August 8, 2016

A snail goes to a car dealership and buys a new car. But when he buys it he has specific instructions for the dealer.
"I want you to give it a paint job" says the snail.
"Sure, what color?" says the dealer.
"I want you to paint a big red S on the hood, the doors, the roof and the trunk." instructs the snail.
"Sure thing," says the dealer, "but can I ask why?"
The snail looks at him and explains:
" So when I go driving up and down the strip all the people watching me say "Look at that S-Car-Go!!!!